So simple, yet so complex
There must be a god!
Second haiku (and my personal favorite):
Nature is calling
Right as I get into bed
What do I do now?
And, I don't remember the other haiku. So you'll only have to put up with only two of my three entries.
Oh, and by the way........ If are a student and you steal my haiku, I hope your teacher finds the haiku online and fails you. Haikus really aren't that hard. So go and write your own.
BTW, (c) 1983 and (c) 2010